!!!!!JOKES!!!! A MUST READ

A Woman and a man were
involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one, caused by the
... woman's reckless driving. (no
offence meant to anyone )
... Both of their cars were damaged
beyond repairs but amazingly
neither of them is hurt.
After they crawled out of their
cars, the woman says;
"So, you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the
rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with
you completely. This must be a
sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look
at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but
this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the
man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just
wait for the police to come and
collect their evidence."
Adam ate the apple again!!!
Men will NEVER learn!!!
Women will Never change!!!


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