Sunday, April 15, 2012

लफ्फ OUT

( Lmao ).


In JAMB examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following..
1) He who fights and run away.
Akpos :- E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.

2) A rolling stone?
Akpos :- No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos :- Na politician e go be.

4) A stitch in time?
Akpos :- Dey prevent further tear tear.

5) Birds of the same feather?
Akpos :- Na the same mama born them.

6) One good turn?
Akpos :- Na correct power steering fit do am.

7) A bird in hand?
Akpos :- Wetin e won be again if no barbeque.....Dem plenty for chicken republic.

8) Half bread is better than?
Akpos :- Puf puf, buns or garri without sugar.

9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos :- Na the person wahala be dat now....Why e no kuku enter car or aeroplane???

10) He who laughs last?
Akpos :- Na fool....When everybody don laugh finish....Make dem check am well, na so craze dey start.

11) A patient dog?
Akpos :- don get disease.....Na hunger go kill am.

12) All work and no play?
Akpos :- Na bank job be dat bros.

13) An apple a day?
Akpos :- Na hunger go kill u jeje.

14) Once beaten?
Akpos :- Wetin else? Na revenge remain na.

15) A fool at forty?
Akpos :- Forty ke??? U no get girlfriend??? Naija men dey foolish @ 20.

16) A friend in need?
Akpos :- Na parasite be dat.

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